I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
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