At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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