franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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