She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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