you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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