rhymes with "ouble enetration"
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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