i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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