well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
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