I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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