I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
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