I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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