i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize