sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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