clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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