Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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