I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
