The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Do plants get herpes?
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