He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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