do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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