i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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