Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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