I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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