Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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