you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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