I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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