Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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