I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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