can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
love makes seman taste better
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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