I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I want her autograph on my taint
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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