started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Blood and glitter go together right?
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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