Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Help. Why am I so naked?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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