It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
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