just come out here and I will go home with you...
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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