okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I wish i was in the wii world.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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