Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
We have started to decorate penises.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
