But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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