Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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