waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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