why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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