a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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