brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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