11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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