Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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