So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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