I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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