do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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