This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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