It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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