No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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