dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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