he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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