If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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