i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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