therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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