so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
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