you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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