I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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