I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Randomize
