are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Randomize
