i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Randomize
