Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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