Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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